Opening Day!

2009-01-30T14:04:00.000-05:00

Good afternoon to ya.

Introductions were never really my thing, but I always hated being the new one in a group, standing there awkwardly because someone forgot to introduce me, so here goes something out of necessity. . .

You can call me Paige if you'd like, but any old name will do. I'm not going to tell you my age, gender, socioeconomic status, or anything like that. Let's just call me the most cynical and sarcastic motherfucker you will ever meet. Blogging has always been a huge outlet for me. In high school years ago, I would rant and rave about how badly I wanted to kill everyone in the world. Luckily, I was never stupid enough to post my actual hit list on the Internet, so here I am today, still blogging.

Since those days, my blogging has become far more sophisticated. I transformed my MySpace blog into an offensive blog, but usually full of truths nonetheless that are just too hard for most people to swallow. Admittedly, I often succumbed to posting truths in the form of sarcastic radical expressions, such as "post-birth abortions" to control population, or being raped by Santa Claus. Still, though, there is truth to be found, the statements are just a little... drunk?

Hence the name of this blog - which exists now because my ramblings have clearly outgrown the realm of MySpace: Whisky-Coated Truths.

I will be posting to this blog whenever I think of something that needs to be posted. Also, I will give my dear friend and equal in cynicism, Joshua, access to this account so that he may post his drunken truths as well.